LONDON CITY

Saddam Hussain`s Grandson was shot dead trying to conceal an arms
cache yesterday.

Apparantly a G.I. shot the 8 year old dead as he tried to bury 3
catapaults, a pea shooter, and 2 stink bombs under a palm tree.

A spokesman from the Whitehouse said this proves that Iraqis are
hiding these Weapons of Mass destruction, and will be dealt with
accordingly

Tony Blair was reported to have said This Iraqi could quite easily
have strapped stink bombs to his body and let them off in a crowded
market causing a stench similar to the one created by John Prescott`s
armpits in the Commons when he removed his jacket, recently

The G.I. when questioned by our reporters said when we saw him we
thought he was a limey so we called in the B52`s,as its a custom of
ours to carpet bomb british and canadian troops before shooting them

When asked by our reporter if he felt any remorse for shooting an 8
year old the G.I. replied, not at all... it was him or us... he had
a frozen pea in that shooter of his which if fired at us could have
caused a nasty eye injury




Breaking News.... Tariq Aziz was killed yesterday trying to flee Iraq
into Syria... He was killed when a US stealth jet dropped several
bombs on him. Apparently Aziz was in disguise at the time.. wearing
British combat fatigues and waving a union jack...