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Helena
 Post subject: Junk Snail Mail
PostPosted: 2003-11-05 09:41:23
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How can I put a stop to the mountains of junk mail that litter my hallway
ever morning? Brick up the letter box? Move house?

What a waste it all is!

Any ideas on ending this daily irritation?


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Al
 Post subject: Junk Snail Mail
PostPosted: 2003-11-05 10:38:07
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Helena wrote:

> How can I put a stop to the mountains of junk mail that litter my hallway
> ever morning? Brick up the letter box? Move house?
>
> What a waste it all is!
>
> Any ideas on ending this daily irritation?

Demand better sex from your partner. Doesnt stop the junkmail, but when sex
is so much better that your knees wobble and your face is too small for
your smile, you wont care about the junkmail /and/ youll have your
priorities straight.

hth,
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Stefano Maida
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PostPosted: 2003-11-05 12:54:48
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Hi Al!
Youve got it so right, mate!
Its exactly what I was thinking about.
What a laugh!

Al wrote in message
news:boajuh$gdb$1$8302bc10@news.demon.co.uk...
> Helena wrote:
>
> > How can I put a stop to the mountains of junk mail that litter my hallway
> > ever morning? Brick up the letter box? Move house?
> >
> > What a waste it all is!
> >
> > Any ideas on ending this daily irritation?
>
> Demand better sex from your partner. Doesnt stop the junkmail, but when sex
> is so much better that your knees wobble and your face is too small for
> your smile, you wont care about the junkmail /and/ youll have your
> priorities straight.
>
> hth,
> --
> Al


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Al
 Post subject: Junk Snail Mail
PostPosted: 2003-11-05 13:11:21
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Stefano Maida wrote:

> Hi Al!
> Youve got it so right, mate!
> Its exactly what I was thinking about.
> What a laugh!

Stefano mate. Let me take you to one side and talk to you, man-to-man
yknow? Mano e Mano.

Now listen, mate. Helenas post might have had a daft question, and my reply
might possibly have been funny; but Helenas alright. Ysee, she replies at
the bottom.

You reply at the top. Top-posting, if you will. Top-posting is like wearing
flares, or NHS glasses, like getting a kiss of your granny at the office
door on the day you start work. In uk.local.london, its like this: if you
want us to care when youve had a bad day, we do it. If you want to rant
and rave at some jobsworth, well listen. If you feel like a fuck, theres
at least one phit bird in this group wholl do you as a charity shag, if
you dont mind she is pre-op. But when you reply at the top, youll lose
out on it all.

Helenas welcome here. When you learn to be as polite as she is, youll be
welcome here too.

Now sling yer ook!
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Al


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Seanie OKilfoyle
 Post subject: Junk Snail Mail
PostPosted: 2003-11-05 14:29:47
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Helena wrote in message
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> How can I put a stop to the mountains of junk mail that litter my hallway
> ever morning? Brick up the letter box? Move house?
>
> What a waste it all is!
>
> Any ideas on ending this daily irritation?
>
>

Get your scab postie to support his comrade brothers and join in the strike
action

Izerntit


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Nimrod
 Post subject: Junk Snail Mail
PostPosted: 2003-11-05 14:40:56
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Helena wrote in message
news:boagk3$g1s$1@hercules.btinternet.com...
> How can I put a stop to the mountains of junk mail that litter my hallway
> ever morning? Brick up the letter box? Move house?
>
> What a waste it all is!
>
> Any ideas on ending this daily irritation?
>
>

Try this place - Mail Preference Service - you should be able to cut down on
quite a lot

http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/mpsr/html/default.asp


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Seanie OKilfoyle
 Post subject: Junk Snail Mail
PostPosted: 2003-11-05 15:06:30
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Al is such an old tart

Al wrote in message
news:boastq$6dl$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk...
> Stefano Maida wrote:
>
> > Hi Al!
> > Youve got it so right, mate!
> > Its exactly what I was thinking about.
> > What a laugh!
>
> Stefano mate. Let me take you to one side and talk to you, man-to-man
> yknow? Mano e Mano.
>
> Now listen, mate. Helenas post might have had a daft question, and my
reply
> might possibly have been funny; but Helenas alright. Ysee, she replies
at
> the bottom.
>
> You reply at the top. Top-posting, if you will. Top-posting is like
wearing
> flares, or NHS glasses, like getting a kiss of your granny at the office
> door on the day you start work. In uk.local.london, its like this: if you
> want us to care when youve had a bad day, we do it. If you want to rant
> and rave at some jobsworth, well listen. If you feel like a fuck, theres
> at least one phit bird in this group wholl do you as a charity shag, if
> you dont mind she is pre-op. But when you reply at the top, youll lose
> out on it all.
>
> Helenas welcome here. When you learn to be as polite as she is, youll be
> welcome here too.
>
> Now sling yer ook!
> --
> Al


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Al
 Post subject: Junk Snail Mail
PostPosted: 2003-11-05 15:29:01
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Seanie OKilfoyle wrote:

> Al is such an old tart ...

One day, he went to the mart ...
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Al


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