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 Post subject: His One Mistake
PostPosted: 2004-10-15 03:00:27
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He always made it into the office,

He kept up with the news,

The doctors examined him twice a year,

He knew a few good jokes,

He ate lots of fresh fruit,

He played football on Sunday mornings,

He slept at least 8 hours every night,

He never smoked, drunk much or lost his temper,

He took healthy walks where there was clean air,

He kept himself clean,

He did his daily exercises,

He was all set to live to be a hundred,

The funeral will be held Thursday,

His One Mistake

HE FORGOT GOD - lived as if this world was all, and is now with those who
say, The harvest is past, the summer is ended and we are not saved.
[Jeremiah 8:20]



Dear friend: are you making this mistake? It certainly isnt necessary. The
Bible says, that if you confess with your mouth, the Lord Jesus and believe
in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you shall be saved.
[Romans 10:9]



For what does it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his
own soul? [Mark 8:36]

[COG]

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 Post subject: His One Mistake
PostPosted: 2004-10-15 09:20:50
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Hiscoming wrote:
> He always made it into the office,
>
> He kept up with the news,
>
> The doctors examined him twice a year,
>
> He knew a few good jokes,
>
> He ate lots of fresh fruit,
>
> He played football on Sunday mornings,
>
> He slept at least 8 hours every night,
>
> He never smoked, drunk much or lost his temper,
>
> He took healthy walks where there was clean air,
>
> He kept himself clean,
>
> He did his daily exercises,
>
> He was all set to live to be a hundred,
>
> The funeral will be held Thursday,
>
> His One Mistake

He ate a McDonalds hamburger?


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 Post subject: His One Mistake
PostPosted: 2004-10-15 09:39:51
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Hiscoming wrote in message
news:cknega$iap$2@hercules.btinternet.com...
> He always made it into the office,
>
etc. etc.


What should he have done differently to please Santa Clau (sorry) God
almighty?


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 Post subject: His One Mistake
PostPosted: 2004-10-15 15:01:41
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Hiscoming wrote:
> He always made it into the office,
>
> He kept up with the news,
>
> The doctors examined him twice a year,
>
> He knew a few good jokes,
>
> He ate lots of fresh fruit,
>
> He played football on Sunday mornings,
>
> He slept at least 8 hours every night,
>
> He never smoked, drunk much or lost his temper,
>
> He took healthy walks where there was clean air,
>
> He kept himself clean,
>
> He did his daily exercises,
>
> He was all set to live to be a hundred,
>
> The funeral will be held Thursday,
>
> His One Mistake
>
> HE FORGOT GOD - lived as if this world was all, and is now with those
> who say, The harvest is past, the summer is ended and we are not
> saved. [Jeremiah 8:20]
>
>
>
> Dear friend: are you making this mistake? It certainly isnt
> necessary. The Bible says, that if you confess with your mouth, the
> Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the
> dead, you shall be saved. [Romans 10:9]
>
>
>
> For what does it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and
> lose his own soul? [Mark 8:36]
>
> [COG]
>
> Contact
>
> www.btinternet.com/~hiscoming

Feck! I love my brick.


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 Post subject: His One Mistake
PostPosted: 2004-10-15 15:06:23
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Nick wrote:
> Hiscoming wrote:
Contact
>>
>> www.btinternet.com/~hiscoming
>
> Feck! I love my brick.

Contact Feckarse Industries for all your brick car needs.


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 Post subject: His One Mistake
PostPosted: 2004-10-15 18:36:48
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On Friday, in article
hiscoming@btopenworld.com Hiscoming wrote:

> His One Mistake

> HE FORGOT GOD

As punchlines go, thats not very funny.

Better polish up your act before going into stand-up.
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Raj Rijhwani | This is the voice of the Mysterons...
raj@rijhwani.org | ... We know that you can hear us Earthmen
http://www.rijhwani.org/raj/ | Lieutenant Green: Launch all Angels!


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 Post subject: His One Mistake
PostPosted: 2004-10-16 14:59:07
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On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 18:36:48 +0100 (BST), raj@rijhwani.org (Raj
Rijhwani) wrote:

>On Friday, in article
> hiscoming@btopenworld.com Hiscoming wrote:
>
>> His One Mistake
>
>> HE FORGOT GOD
>
>As punchlines go, thats not very funny.
>
>Better polish up your act before going into stand-up.

I found it to be highly amusing and true.


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 Post subject: His One Mistake
PostPosted: 2004-10-16 21:33:20
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GOD wrote:
> On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 18:36:48 +0100 (BST), raj@rijhwani.org (Raj
> Rijhwani) wrote:
>
>> On Friday, in article
>> hiscoming@btopenworld.com Hiscoming wrote:
>>
>>> His One Mistake
>>
>>> HE FORGOT GOD
>>
>> As punchlines go, thats not very funny.
>>
>> Better polish up your act before going into stand-up.
>
> I found it to be highly amusing and true.

Nobody asked you. Get back to your bloody angels and moving in
mysterious ways.


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